Furry
Vengeance
Review - Matt Mungle plus a word from Cady
Do
you ever look at a squirrel looking back
at you and wonder what he is thinking? Did
you ever want to delve into the minds of
woodland creatures and study their patterns
and behavior in such a way that you could
better know them? Furry Vengeance does none
of that. But it does allow animals the opportunity
to bring justice and a little pint sized
humor to the big screen. It is a film that
is kid friendly, kid focused and one only
kids will be entertained by; which is fine
because even the youngest movie goer needs
a flick that is made just for them.
Dan Sanders (Brendan Fraser) is a real estate
developer with a real problem on his hands.
His maniacal boss (Ken Jeong) has put him
in charge of a new subdivision that will
replace a section of thriving woodlands.
Although his company touts themselves as
“green” they are doing little
to show it. Dan soon finds himself under
attack by the forests current, furry residents
led by one plotting raccoon. Dan not only
has to battle these woodland vigilantes
but convince his wife (Brooke Shields) and
family that he is not going completely bonkers.
This film is absolute slapstick and one
that few adults will find creative or entertaining.
One has to wonder what happened to the Fraser
who rocked our movie world in The Mummy
and more solid comedies like Blast from
the Past. But the kids will love his almost
animated body contortions and facial expressions.
He delivers the pratfalls well and that
is important when a film has little else
to go on. Brooke is insignificant in this
other than to play the straight (wo)man
to Frasers blunders. She isn’t bad,
just never utilized. Jeong is certainly
the strongest comedic element and the only
thing that adults will remotely find amusing.
As with past characters he mixes sarcasm
and wit into a persona you love to hate.
If there is anything creative to say about
this endeavor it is the seamless interaction
between the real life actors and their onscreen
counterparts. Although most of the animals
are inserted later you never get that feeling
as you are watching it. The film makers
are able to capture the animals moving and
scampering about and then utilize that to
fit the particular scene. When you see a
crazed raccoon pummeling Fraser’s
face you never know that the two were never
in close proximity.
Furry Vengeance is rated PG for some rude
humor, mild language and brief smoking.
It is safe for nearly everyone in your family
but again most over the age of 10 will soon
grow tired of its shenanigans. Kids hopefully
will take with them a reminder of how important
it is to not only value the “green”
mindset but take into consideration our
four legged friends and the effect our actions
play in their daily lifestyle. It is in
no way preachy but at the same time will
make you wonder if some of the things corporate
America does is necessity or a detriment
to the future of our coexistence with nature.
It gets 2.5 out of 5 raised skunk tails.
Kids will dig it but woe to the adult who
has to endure it with them. So says Matt
Mungle.

Cady
chimes in with thoughts for the younger
movie goer!
Furry
Vengeance is about a man and his family
that move from the city to the forest. The
man’s name is Dan. He had to move
his family for his job and they were not
happy, especially his son. His job is to
build suburbs in the forest. His boss was
not nice and makes evil plans to destroy
the forest. The leader of the forest animals
is a raccoon. He hears the mean boss telling
Dan to destroy the animal homes and trees
where all the animals live so they can build
more houses. All the animals make plans
to torture Dan so he will leave and not
destroy their home. I thought this movie
was so funny.
The
animals are smart with their plans. They
do crazy things to Dan that will make you
laugh a lot. The skunks even squirt him
and he has to take a bath in tomato soup
and lots of silly things happen to him when
he is doing this. The animals do not talk,
so when they are making a plan a bubble
goes on top of their head so you can know
what they are thinking and it will crack
you up. This movie also has a good message
about being kind to our Earth and not destroying
trees.
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